Fantastic huge collection of Diwali Funny Sms .Funny Diwali jokes in Hindi and english , so send these messages to your loved ones and make them laugh with your wishes.
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
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और
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मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…
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Sote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!
U R My Patakha..
Say Yes To Me,,
We Will Make A Dhamaka.. 🙂
Happy Diwali..
Nimbu Ka Achar..
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Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushyon Ki Bahar..
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Chand Ki Chandni,
Apno Ka Piyar..
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Mubarak Ho Aapko
Diwali Ka Tyohar.. 🙂
Happy Diwali..
Love Letters & Photos
Ko Chhupa Do..
Warna
Ghar Ki Saaf-Safai
Kerty Huwe Aap Ki
Mammy Ko Wo Sab Mil Sakta Hai
Aur
IsKe Baad Aap Ke Ghar Me
DIWALI Se Pehly Hi
PATAKHAY Phoot Sakty Hen..
Happy Diwali
“Aap ne Bola Tha K
Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Piyunga..
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Husband: “Reason Hai..
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Rocket Chalane K
Liye Khali Bottle Chahiye. 😉 😀
Happy Diwali..
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
Maa jholiyaan bhar de
Isse bhi mann na bhare
To mere ghar ki safaayi kar den
Mere ghar ki safaayi kar do
Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha
Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do
NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the Rockets for Diwali. 😉
Happy Diwali.
Is saal apne dimaag ki baati bhi jalao
Phir khushi-khushi Diwali manao
Happy Deepawali!
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Power of – UNIX
Independence of – JAVA
Popularity of – WINDOWS
Luxury of – .NET
Ease of – VB
Robustness of – ORACLE
Vision of – PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of – INTERNET
Compactness of – JPG
Network Coverage of – Airtel
Reachness of – GOOGLE
AND…..
Security of – McAfee
HAPPY DIWALI….ENJOY Special Super
Duper Mast Light Festival but less fireworks!
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”Diwali”*”
….*”*”*…..
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान,
सुख और समृधि की बहार ,
समेट लो सारी खुशियाँ,
अपनों का साथ और प्यार
इस पावन अवसर पर
आप सभी को दीवाली का प्यार.
दीवाली की ढेरो शुभकामनाएं
4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A’S…
All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast
n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas ‘HAPPY DiWALi’
Chakari,Ur Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar,
Ur Personality Bomb, sms Karo
Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali
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1.Funny Happy Diwali Sms in Hindi
आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
.
.
और
.
मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…
2.Diwali jokes in Hindi
आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…
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3.Diwali Funny Sms
Phooljhadi, pataakhe khoob chalaayenSote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!
4.Funny Diwali Sms for Girlfriend
I Am Ur Machis..U R My Patakha..
Say Yes To Me,,
We Will Make A Dhamaka.. 🙂
Happy Diwali..
5. Very Funny Happy Diwali message
Makki Ki Roti,Nimbu Ka Achar..
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Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushyon Ki Bahar..
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Chand Ki Chandni,
Apno Ka Piyar..
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Mubarak Ho Aapko
Diwali Ka Tyohar.. 🙂
Happy Diwali..
6. Funny Diwali Sms for Friends
Aap Ke Bf/Gf Ke Diye Gifts,Love Letters & Photos
Ko Chhupa Do..
Warna
Ghar Ki Saaf-Safai
Kerty Huwe Aap Ki
Mammy Ko Wo Sab Mil Sakta Hai
Aur
IsKe Baad Aap Ke Ghar Me
DIWALI Se Pehly Hi
PATAKHAY Phoot Sakty Hen..
Happy Diwali
7.Funny Diwali Husband wife Sms
Wife Gusse se:“Aap ne Bola Tha K
Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Piyunga..
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Husband: “Reason Hai..
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Rocket Chalane K
Liye Khali Bottle Chahiye. 😉 😀
Happy Diwali..
8.Happy Diwali Sms in Hindi
में आशा करता हूँ कि,इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
9.Best Funny Diwali Sms
Raah me diye jalen hazaaronMaa jholiyaan bhar de
Isse bhi mann na bhare
To mere ghar ki safaayi kar den
10.Funny Diwali Messages for WhatsApp
Motaape ki tum vidaayi kar doMere ghar ki safaayi kar do
Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha
Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do
11.Very Funny Diwali Sms Rajnikant
Breaking News…NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the Rockets for Diwali. 😉
Happy Diwali.
12.Funny Diwali Sms
Diye to har saal jalaate hoIs saal apne dimaag ki baati bhi jalao
Phir khushi-khushi Diwali manao
Happy Deepawali!
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13.Best Funny Diwali Sms for Software Engineers
May this Diwali give u all…Power of – UNIX
Independence of – JAVA
Popularity of – WINDOWS
Luxury of – .NET
Ease of – VB
Robustness of – ORACLE
Vision of – PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of – INTERNET
Compactness of – JPG
Network Coverage of – Airtel
Reachness of – GOOGLE
AND…..
Security of – McAfee
HAPPY DIWALI….ENJOY Special Super
Duper Mast Light Festival but less fireworks!
14.Boom Funny Diwali Messages
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”Diwali”*”
….*”*”*…..
15. Love and care Diwali SMs
_l”l________–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
16.Diwali Sms in Hindi
दीवाली है रौशनी का त्यौहार,लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान,
सुख और समृधि की बहार ,
समेट लो सारी खुशियाँ,
अपनों का साथ और प्यार
इस पावन अवसर पर
आप सभी को दीवाली का प्यार.
दीवाली की ढेरो शुभकामनाएं
17.Funny Diwali wishes for Friends | Diwali Funny Sms
With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A’S…
All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!
18.Toopori style Happy Diwali Wish
Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper,zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast
n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas ‘HAPPY DiWALi’
19. Funny Diwali Sms for Girlfriend
Ur Eyes Partake,Ur Lips Rocket Ur EarsChakari,Ur Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar,
Ur Personality Bomb, sms Karo
Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti
20.Nice Funny Diwali Sms
Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaiseRounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali
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